怎麼寫英文詩 How to write a poem?

(施建豐 Dex Shih )

Let me show you how to write a poem:

Step 1. Start “I've known what the love looks like.” at the beginning.

Step 2. Write anything random

Step 3. Add "My soul has grown deep like the love

Step 3. Finish

Example 1.

I've known what the love looks like

The air-conditioning technician said he won’t come this week

Not sure if he will come next week either

My soul has grown deep like the love

Example 2.

I've known what the love looks like

In the morning it was sunny

But it rained heavily in the afternoon

My soul has grown deep like the love

Example 3.

I've known what the love looks like

She got into a Maserati

The way she left without even a look back

My soul has grown deep like the love

 （台北時報林俐凱）

A note written by an estate agent surnamed Wang lists the steps for writing a simple poem by just ending random sentences with “It’s so much like love.”

Let me show you how to write a poem:

Step 1. Write anything random

Step 2. Add “It’s so much like love” at the end

Step 3. Finish

Example 1.

The air-conditioning technician said he won’t come this week

Not sure if he will come next week either

It’s so much like love

Example 2.

In the morning it was sunny

But it rained heavily in the afternoon

It’s so much like love

Example 3.

She got into a Maserati

The way she left without even a look back

It’s so much like love